I hardly dare to take a look

the left is so determined.

It writes for me

designs my room

creates a purple haven.

It satisfies my every whim,

assures me I'm behavin'.

It's constantly my prime companion

no matter where i am

and rests me assured

that I Am, I Am, I Am.

I hardly no just where to look

my right is kind of hiding.

It double books,

and malaprops

and keeps slip and sliding.

It cons my choices

makes me aware 

of omelets on my face.

It's constantly my prime suspect

no matter where I am

and rests me assured

I'm not injured

that I only think I am.